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When you rub your partners face in the wet spot, spank them, and call them bad.
I gave her a linen driver last night, and now she won’t talk to me.
Any driver on the road who is first at either a stop sign or a traffic signal, and when given the right of way, just sits and waits for either the road to be clear of all traffic before making the turn, or until another driver behind him "invites" him to make the turn by sounding the horn.
Cars are piling up behind that fucking uninvited driver!!
sober wheel driver
Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.
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A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.
I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred
That one time in a thousand when you call for a ride and your driver smells.
"What the hell is that god aweful smell?"
"I think its the Puber Driver."
"OMG this has never happened to me before, thank god were in the back seat!"
"Ohhh I know can you imagine sitting next to him?"
"No! Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him questions please?"
"Will do but do you think he brushes his teeth?"
"If he does its with Donky shit!"
The aqua driver is when you fuck a woman usually from behind with her head in the toilet.
It’s a tricky one to pull off but so satisfying once achieved.
Flush optional
There is nothing more sexy than giving the wife an aqua driver for her birthday
A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.