Titty Twister

1 - reaching out and grabbing and twisting the nipples

2 - substitute for handshake

3 - done during foreplay

Every time Jessikka would see Ydna, she got a case of the instant titty twister and couldn't help herself.

Jessikka had to remind herself that if it wasn't Ydna, it isn't appropriate to titty twist anyone else while introducing herself and saying hello.

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Texas Titties

Noun - The oversized speed bumps/lane markers used in Texas intersections. Origin presumably comes from the shape and size of the bumps, which are large enough to do severe tire damage at high speeds - each one is roughly the size of half a volleyball. Color varies from White to Orange.

"I was blowin' through a red light when I hit a Texas Titty and it dang near tore my rim off!"

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rollercoaster titties

When a bitch with massive creamers rides a rollercoaster and when going down a hill, hits the people sitting behind her with her tits.

Holy shit, I had to get lasic eye surgery because that bitch on the double loop smacked me with her rollercoaster titties.

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titty fuck

to place your dick on a girl's chest in between her breast and rapidly ramming it up and down until you cum all over her face and chin area

thanks to Trang's flexibility, i was able to titty fuck her hard and finger her deep; all while standing up in our secret grass spot near our doors

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waffle titties

Square flat boobs that have small hexagonal indents in them.

Pat: "Yo Dirty D, did you see dat bitch down da hall?"
Derek: You mean da one wit da waffle titties?"
Pat: "Ya, that one."

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titty attack

To bitch and whine like a baby.

Damn, I was just kidding. You don't have to a Titty Attack.

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sweet titties

Along the lines of "holy shit", "sweet jesus" and "oh my gosh".

Person 1: Check this! I got Phish tickets!

Person 2: SWEET TITTIES!

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