iron horse

An elderly person who is quite strong and hardy for his/her age.

My neighbor is an 81-year-old iron horse who mows his lawn and carries heavy loads up and down the stairs.

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horse shoe

when someone takes a fresh tin of chew and finishes it all in 5 dips.

I knew a kid once who could do a horse shoe like it was his job

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horse apple

One of those strange, green, spiny fruits that only horses eat.

- What the hell is this green spiky thing?
- Oh, that's just a horse apple

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horses in the bag

A mock of “horses in the back” by Lil Nas X, as it’s completely impossible to tell whether he’s saying bag or back.

“I will... ride till I can’t no more I got the horses in the bag, they just ate a flag”

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plop on the horse

Meaning "to leave," usually used at the end of a conversation. Originates in the idea of "plopping down" on a horse in order to ride back to one's home. "Down" is usually eliminated, although on occasion it is heard.

Joe: ...and then Barb told me that the bricks had been there the whole time.
Jim: Interesting. Well, it's getting pretty late--it's probably time for me to plop on the horse.
Joe: All right, see you later.
Jim: Yup, goodbye.

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horse sperm

Why did you even search this you sick bastard,
Horse sperm is well... horse sperm, there's not really anything much to it.
That really was a waste of time wasn't it? Why did you even... I don't understand why you would do that, I mean, at least you haven't looked on google images or anything... right?
...

You: Hueheuheu lets search up horse sperm on the urban dictionary!
YourMumWhenSheLooksAtYourSearchHistory: Adoption.

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Whore horse

Generally this is very rare, but you'll know you've came acrosss a Whore horse when your partner resembles a Horse. These Whore horse's often gallups from partner to partner fucking there brains out while still in a relationship.

That whore horse cheated on me!

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