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Vaginal face

Someone who constantly calls another person a dick head

Stop calling me a dick head u vaginal face

by Parblo Escobar August 13, 2018


Vaginal Return

Forcing a pregnant lady to put her baby back in her pussy after giving birth resulting in the death of the child and the mother.

After see the autism in my son's eyes, we decided to choose the vaginal return option to end our suffering.

by PPhil24 August 6, 2020


vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.

"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."

by SharkTale4D February 28, 2016


vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.

Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018


vaginal cream

It’s apt reward for clit lickers.

Quality vaginal cream is best reward for fucking clit-lickers

by Scimitar May 7, 2022


vaginal technician

A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina

Ron Jeremy is a classic and well know vaginal technician

by albinoswag February 23, 2016


Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.

Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 17, 2023