zoe

the type of girl that is horny and shits at school alot

did zoe just come out the toilet stinkin

Zoe

A person with a great sense of humor. They can be a bit antisocial with new people but once you get to know them, they're a very entertaining and quite loyal friend. Always there to lend a hand or complain about the maths homework

1) bro where were you last night, I was Tryna call?
2) I was at Zoe's, playing videogames and eating toast

Zoe

Weird girl who has super saiyan hair and says insults in Swedish. Will probably scratch you without warning. Is most likely short and can be extremely scary on occasions.

Zoe is one scary dwarf.

Zoe

zoe is usually always late but can be a sweet kind -hearted person but she may never listen to you and ditch you for no reason. she may also be 5 foot and may lose her once in a while.

guy 1: is that zoe?!!!
guy 2: where i can't see her??
guy 1: look down
guy 2: oh right!

Zoe

A person that makes you go: "God damn, she is sweet and funny."

Also great at basketball, unless she misses the season due to injuries.

Wow, what a catch, she's an absolute Zoe

Zoe

A zoe is someone who loves to vape a lot even when her friends don’t want her too… she has a really good memory (jokes)

Loves house plants and anything with vegetables in…
A zoe will only interact with you if you’re a 10/10 and make her LOL.. if you’re not then don’t waste your time…

Not sure what she’s like when she’s mad but I’m sure it can be scary

Hi I’m Luke,

hi I’m zoe.. are you on drugs?…

Zoe

Zoe is a kind of shy girl who's very funny and very pretty. She'll brighten up your day just from being in her presence and though she can get irritated really easily, she's quick to forgive and forget so long as you're not a dick. Zoe will improve your life ten-fold and is the best friend you can wish for, even if she doesn't believe it herself. You're a lucky person to have a Zoe in your life, so hold onto her.

Friend: "Oh you're friends with Zoe? I hear she's really awesome."
You: "Yeah she's my bestie and though we dont get along every single day, i'm so lucky to have her be there for me!"