arse in his hand

Used to describe a person who is in a bad mood

Don't expect a smile out of him- he's got his arse in his hand

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rough as a badger's arse

Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.

"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."

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move your arse

A saying that is always made by Gordon Ramsey in Hell's Kitchen, but does not mean move your ass. It's actually a coarse way of saying hurry up.

Cahiser "Can I get a raise, boss?"
Boss "No, and quit talking to me about it. Now move your arse to the counter before I fire you."

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machine gun arse

british slang. someone who farts repeatedly creating a sound like a firing machine gun

jake's got a real machine gun arse! he let off 15 in a row last night!

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butter my arse

A state of unfathomability at a comment made in polite audience.

Reg Holdsworth to the Queen: "oi you stink"

Queen: "Butter my arse Reginald"

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yer arse in parsley!

Scottish, but specifically Glaswegian expression for when you talk to someone and you think what they say in response is a load of rubbish, or you don't believe what they are saying.

Away ya go, ya eejit, yer arse in parsley!

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Arse-clean shave

A traditional shave with a razor and shaving cream that leaves the practitioner's face reminiscent of a baby's arse-wiped arse. The term arse-clean is thereby extracted.

Person 1: Did you see the guy who lives next door today?
Person 2: Yes I see him every day passing by with his arse-clean shave.

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