jew candy

Money, especialy pennies and dimes

CJ: You Picked up that Penny?
AJ: Yeah.
CJ: Enjoy your Jew Candy!

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kanga-jew

1. The kangaroo depicted on the Lambuel website wearing a kippah (yamaka) who "stayed behind to witness the coming of the Messiah."

2. Any other bastardized kangaroo creation made by Evangelical christians.

3. lit. A kangaroo wearing a kippah.

Did you see that kanga-jew at the zoo the other day? He must be really devout.

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jew muncher

a person who is not jewish, but hangs out and surrounds themselves with jews so they might as well be. and they also probably munch on jew dick/puss , hence the muncher part.

Bro 1: yo dude you know that kid ben isnt even jewish?
Bro 2: hes a fuckin jew muncher , he might as well be.

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Bad Jew

A Jewish person who eats pork.

Jake: What are you doing man?

Steve: I'm making bacon

Jake: Aren't you Jewish?

Steve: Yeah, but I'm a bad jew

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Jew Gook

a massively annoying cheap fucker asian

Guy 1: "That bitch at the milk bar jacked up the price of Vs to $4.00!"
Guy 2: "Fuck, what a Jew Gook."

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Jew Bush

A jewish woman's genital area that is extremely overgrown with pubic hair, in which 90% of the time is very dark, curly, nappy and unkept. The result of jewish breeding, causing massive hair growth in the pubic region of women.

That girl out there dancin looks jewish, I bet she has a serious Jew Bush!

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jew banger

A person who solely bangs Jews. May be pursued in New York City, Connecticut, LA, or South Beach. The online variant is JDate, which is syonymous for 'too ugly for real life'.

Who did Sholum Ghoulenstein bring home tonight?
Ah, you know that jew banger -- just some one-martini whore from JDate

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