‘what day is it today Ben?’
‘it’s august 29th’
‘alright whip it out’
Today is national no homework day!!!
Teacher:Why didn’t you do your homework? You: It’s August 28 so that means it’s no homework day!!!
National just try to ask someone out day. If you want to ask someone out the just do it on this day, nothing can go wrong if you try it on this day and no hard feelings will be left in case of a rejection. Just try it, better now than never
Person 1: hey umm so you wanna go out and do something together?
Person 2: umm is there any specific reason why too?
Person 1: nah its just August 19th so I thought I would at least try you know.
Person 2: seems completely fair, alright let's go then.
International Shake Your Butt for Sal day.
Hey, it’s August 12th, you know what that means…. It’s International Shake your butt for Sal Day.
This is the day, all the Hotties are born. Go bury them in gifts
Friend : Its August 27th, Isn't ur birthday?
Valerie : Yeah, why?
Friend : Its Hottie day.
Hello boyfriend I’m going to post you because it’s August 3rd
August 3rd is known to be dannie day
person 1: I Can't wait for August 3rd
person 2: why whats so special?
person 1: dude are you kidding, It's dannie day!