A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."
Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.
A Chinese bagel restaurant made to sell bagels and tea.
Hello want to go to slamming bagels?
A twat that does not like bagels typically named Scott
Scott is such an anti bagel fag
When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?
A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.
I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.
you like bagels
someone#1: hey, I like bagels
Someone#2: ok, why did you tell me that? We are in the desert exploring right now!
When someone has diarrhea while getting a rim job
Sharon was giving Mark a rim job and he gave her an explosive bagel