A carl p. is a creature founded in Ohio which consists of a nose the size of the titanic ship. The creature is very gassy and likes to shit itself and give itself pink eye. It's hobbies include inting on League of Legends PC edition, and carrying in fortnite.
A Linux user. The most based individual you will ever meet. Only wears restaurant crayon colors and slays in computer class. Has very scary eyes. There is at least one of these at your school.
Martin Carl: The CPU of the Linux Minecraft server was very based on my Google Apple Samsung Pixel 5 Mac OS 64X+ Gamer Setup.
The felon cousin of the popular bowl moment foreplay. After the the forementioned bowl movement, one procedes to cover your partner in a tarp poisining them with thier own methane gas.
"Mike, are you still dating Jeni?"
Mike:"No! that bitch wouldn't wash my socks so I gave her the ol' Lethal Carl!"
the main character of Carl Squared.
A Canadian 14 year old boy who accidentally cloned himself by sending a strand of his hair off to a service he found over the Internet.
Carl Crashman was an amazing character.
An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.
"That guitar player sure is a real Carl Porkins"
When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.
"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"
"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"
"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
Carl Sandburg is a small poor middle school in Mundelein IL with 500 kids. Most kids are Mexican and Black while the few white kids here are preppies and hate their school. There is a few of gangbangers here, yeah you heard me, gang members in middle school. Carl Sandburg kids think they are in the ghetto because their school has a lot of mexicans even though they are all preppy with Ice Cream haircuts. yet they still get involved in gang activity, How cute. Carl sandburg is a Wannabe West Oak and thinks they are better than Fremont yet they are the exact same.
Kid 1: I go to Carl Sandburg Middle School, you?
Kid 2: Wow I couldn’t imagine going to a school filled with wannabe’s. anyway, i go to ___ middle school