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"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.
Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.
That frustrating, infuriating moment when you pull your earphones out of your pocket and they have "magically" tangled themselves up into a labyrinth.
-guy 1 pulls earphones out of pocket-
Guy 2- holy crap bro that's a serious case of yurbuds.
Guy 1- Shitttttttt I swear I folded these before I put them in my pocket.
Guy 2- you can't fight yurbuds bro.
When a person comes to your house on business but is actually just casing it to come back later and rob you.
Ah. I see they got you with the ol case and fuck.
When you're meeting that guy for a second date and you're not sure what is going to happen. Particularly when the date could involve an apartment or home. The art of shaving everything, prior to a date, in hopes of getting down and dirty.
GASP! You're going over to his house?! Make sure you "just in case" shave!
Hm... This guy seems pretty into me, should I "just in case" shave for tonight?
UGH I "just in case" shaved and we didn't even hook up. I could have worn my leggings for another week!