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Mujaddid Complex

An unjustified feeling of superiority over traditional Islamic scholarship, coupled with a drive to create a revolution in Islamic understanding. Often driven by ignorance, arrogance, and certification from prestigious Western institutes.

It’s derived from the word mujaddid.

Person 1: Did this guy just say that the Quran doesn’t teach the virgin birth of Jesus?

Person 2: Yeah, and so explicit in the Quran and all exegetes agree that Jesus had no father. That dude is suffering from a mujaddid complex.

by SCRU FACE August 14, 2023


Question Complex

When someone is prone to asking very personal questions

"Bro, did you get that girl last night"
"No, because she seemed offended when I asked her about her clit"
"Yeah, you always did have that question complex"

by Marshall Fletcher July 13, 2019


Napoleon complex psychosis

Driven to madness by manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex psychosis, the deranged manlet boy goes into a catatonic state and idly spends his ample free time, in between involuntary stints at acute psychiatric wards, by sitting motionlessly atop of open-air jungle gyms, as he mourns the blindingly obvious fact that he is forever a boy and will never be a man, while the other children pelt him with dried dog turds and stolen garden gnomes, by maniacally jumping up and down with manlet rage underneath outdoor basketball hoops while wearing nothing but high heels and a training bra (to the great amusement of the gathered manmores) or by lying face down on the floor of his hobbit-hole while tearfully and repetitively reciting the lyrics of Randy Newman's unforgettably unsurpassable smash hit Short People.

Amanda: Manlet detected - why is that sobbing and diminutively dwarfed little sadlet sprinting half-naked through the park over there? Melanie: The Napoleon complex psychosis suffering sissy boy was making a fool of himself on the basketball court, so the masculine manmores stuffed him into the hoop and now the midget monstrosity is scuttling back to his hobbit-hole. Amanda: Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha! Melanie: Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024


dfens complex

to show unreasonable levels of spite after being deceived

arbys cashier: you can 2 sandwiches for 5 dollars.
dfens: okay ill buy 1 sandwich
arbys cashier: 2 sandwiches
dfens: I want one damn sandwich you think I should just throw the other one away
arbys cashier: its just a sandwich its cheaper
dfens: just give me one damn sandwich. charge me for 2. I don't want two damn sandwiches
arbys cashier: we can't do that sir.
arbys cashier: so you have a dfens complex sir
dfens: damn right I do.

by ebonics webster August 24, 2020


artificial complexity

The purposeful complication of a process, policy, or offer in order to substantially reduce clarity, usually in hope that consumers of such will overlook a portion to their detriment.

The lawyers who drafted my latest auto insurance policy found a way to fill it with 127 pages of legalese. This is definitely artificial complexity, as it could've easily been conveyed in 10 pages.

by megaelk December 12, 2023


reverse horizontal napoleon complex

A theorized inferiority complex normally attributed to people who are overweight. It is characterized by overly-aggressive or domineering social behavior, such as lying, spreading rumors, manipulating or even harming others who may stand in their way, and carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject's physical or social shortcomings. A reverse horizontal napoleon complex has many of the same characteristics of a normal napoleon complex, with the difference being an overabundance of body mass as opposed to a short stature. This complex is sometimes synonymous with roid-rage, but can also apply to people with an abnormal or excessive fat accumulation where the subjects BMI is over 30.

That biker has reverse horizontal napoleon complex, he thinks he is big and bad because he weighs 300 pounds.

by strykermech January 30, 2021


Aunty Complex

Is a type of complex usually exhibited by women who were responsible for taking care of other people’s children especially their nieces/nephews at a younger age. They tend to want 100% control over every area of their life - (family, relationship, work etc) based on their unnaturally acquired mother instincts. Most evident example can be in a sexual relationship, they define and dictate the rules of sex and are most likely to stand on emotional based decisions while obviously denying facts.

That Lady seems to have an Aunty complex.

by Shuppyshups June 24, 2022