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Coochie Smoothie

When you nut in her and it mixes with the pussy juice, it creates a coochie smoothie

John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!

by Whitest Anglo-Saxon September 16, 2021


Coochie Roof

A Slab of fat that hangs over an obese persons coochie aka vagina aka pussy

Damn that bitch gotta Coochie Roof

by Angeliq Shelley November 20, 2019


Coochie berry

(1) Fruit that just doesn't taste good at all.

(2) Someone that smells really bad.

(3) Someone with a bad personality.

(1) This apple taste like coochie berries!

(2) Liliane smelled like a coochie berry today.

(3) Ryan acts like such a coochie berry!

by December 19, 2022


Coochie van

Describes a vehicle where women get their doonies beaten. Typically used by rapper YNJAY.

“She finna get fucked in this coochie van.”

by Coochie fan man December 18, 2021


Coochie Capture

The act of putting a fishing hook inside of a girl's vagina and ripping it out during her climax.

She wanted me to do the coochie capture and put my dick in there, but I was like nah.

by asshat305 January 23, 2020

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Coochie Joint

The thin roll of left-over toilet paper that develops when a moist or dry coochie is wiped with toilet paper and is stuck in a coochie crease. It will typically dry up and fall in panty liner. Not uncommon to be be seen by personal wax lady. It happens most often with 2-ply toilet paper.

"Damn girl, that pussy be smokin'. Look at all those coochie joints."
"Hey babe, do I have cotton mouth? Or is it your coochie joint."
"I asked my wax lady, are those white pubes on that wax strip. She said, no, those are your coochie joints."

by Retinuh chic 69 January 14, 2025


Coochie Rust

When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead

Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”

Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”

by Pipedbag February 25, 2024