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definitions by nick carter

Loosly based detective like conglomerations of hypothetical conversations ideas etc.

Oh so that coral snake can live on land and water. It came from the reef right
I think your hormoanes are just fine...but your whoremoans are out of control...this is just another one of your detective style definitions by nick carter

by No kneez November 25, 2017


The Literal Definition Of Therapy

A duck thats 13 year old that hates France and is high on Colombian crack cocaine at 1 am - 6 am
Also can’t stop thinking about the spinning rat and uses a therapy by saying “Cry about it”
I’m not sure if I’m high or if this actually treated my depression

Hey dude this duck that’s The Literal Definition Of Therapy cured my crippling depression

(True story)

by Sussy_Ducky July 26, 2022

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Terrible Definitions

Every time someone comes up with a definition for something that is found elsewhere or is a regular thing, then they come up with one of these absolutely terrible definitions!

You may have seen some absolutely terrible definitions when looking for something on urban dictionary, or while looking at the example sentence for urban dictionary itself.

by PenguinX20 November 2, 2021


High Definition

At least 2 feet away, pixels aren't noticeable to the naked eye, that means 720p and above are HD

Person1: "Hey, what resolution is that TV?"
Person2: "720p, cheapest high definition screen I could get"
Person1: "Isn't 720 kinda hard to look at?"
Person2: "Maybe if you were less than 2 feet away"
Person1: "Ah, makes sense"

by floofy neko cutie September 23, 2020


Awesome (brandon’s definition)

An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.

Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)

by JustB November 18, 2020


definition ideas

Sorry bud, you're on your own.

help i need definition ideas

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021


Definition shitter

when your brain shits definitions so fucking hard it's insane

I am an example of a Definition shitter

by raybeez March 14, 2022