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Somebody who texts you "what's up" and never responds when you send a reply. It's safe to assume that this person doesn't know dick about his or her balls and they probably listen to Juicy J.
Yeah bro who knows, he texted me once but never hit me back. He's an imperial dial douche.
Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.
{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
To tilt ones head up in a photo like a douche bag.
"Wow Mike Lieberman is rocking the douche tilt pretty hard in that selfie." (Also using the word "selfie" usually means you're a douche bag.)
when a female tries to make a dude look cool and ends up making him look like a douche.
Angela gave Jared a douche over and now I cannot stand that guy.
A male who transforms into the type of douche he is surrounded by.
Chris is a douche chameleon; when he's around Dave, he's a guido douche, but when he's around Joe he's a money douche.
The leashes worn on the sunglasses of a frat boy or douche bag. Commonly complemented by above-the-knee plaid shorts, a polo shirt that is too small, and sandals or boat shoes - frat gear. The doucheness is compounded when worn at night.
It's 10 o'clock at night and that frat boy is sporting sunglasses with a neon green douche leash.