marching dust

crystal meth amphetamine

Check out the crittler, he's been on the marching dust for weeks.He needs to LAY DOWN, and go night night.

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dust bitches

Bitches covered in dust

Yo William has many dust bitches

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Dust Bowl

One of the biggest conspiracy theories since 9/11, was the dust bowl a so-called "natural disaster" or was it all an inside job? Many believe the dust bowl was in fact set up by president at the time Woodrow Wilson. Wilson had all of the power and resources to create a dust bowl so the theory makes logical sense. The small portion of people who have caught on to this theory have been missing in action since their attempt to spread the theory. I am one of a few people including my colleuges who support this theory. If you ever see someone in an oversized pant suit, it is either I or one of my colleuges and we would be happy to put you on our board. Dusty for president 2k15.

Sally: I don't know Sarah, the dust bowl seemed a bit too convenient at the time.
Sarah: *trips over pants suit* yes it all makes sense. I need to get these pants tailored!
Sally: then consider yourself off the board. Oversized pant suits only.

Sarah: idc

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Charm Dust

When a girl farts.

She couldn't help but laugh when she saw the look on his face when he realized his girlfriend had just charm dusted him.

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crop dusting

Origin: Ohio

Crop Dusting is a game or activity where the object is to rub your sack/unit against an unsuspecting person during conversation and acting like it was an accident, or pretending it never happened. Usually works best when one person is seated.

Crop Dust Scoring:
Male-1 point
Female-2points
Any Celebrity-5 points

Dude, that fuck just crop dusted me.

Hey, why the fuck are you crop dusting me right now?

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pimp dust

its when you mix pixie dust and flour in a brown bag and shake it then you stick your hand in it and you slap someone and your handprint is on their face.

hey fool cant you see that Ho is branded with my pimp slapp? you see that pimp dust helps me keep my ho's in line. and in shape.thats my personal pimp dust.

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Ninja Dust

noun.
An imaginary substance often used by someone (“the ninja duster”) who wants to leave a party where a lot of alcohol is involved, but is too afraid of saying goodbye to anyone (“the ninja dustees”), because saying goodbye might lead to a ninja dustee grabbing the ninja duster by the scruff of the neck saying “You’re not going anywhere - at least finish just one more drink with me!” knowing full well that it’s never gonna end with just one more drink.

The term gets it’s origin from the actual powder or “dust” used by ancient ninjas to disappear from the site of their enemies.

The substance exists in varying degrees of quality. The degree of quality can be measured by the length of time that it takes the ninja dustees to come to the realisation that the ninja duster has, in fact, left the party without anyone else noticing.

The four most common degrees of quality are: (Starting with the least qualitative)

1. Worst Ninja Dust:
The ninja duster is caught in the act of leaving the party and thus prevented from leaving the party. The ninja dust having failed the ninja duster totaly;
Example:
Ninja Dustee: “Hey dude, where do you think you’re going!? The party’s only just starting now!! Whoo-hoo!”
Ninja Duster: “Uhm.. Ahem.. yeah, no I was just stepping out… for some fresh air.. whoo-hoo..”

2. Good Ninja Dust:
The ninja duster is already on their way home or is already at home when the ninja dustees discover that the ninja duster has left the party;
Example:
*Telephone rings*
Ninja Duster: “Hello”
Ninja Dustee: “Yo dude! Where the hell are you?! You disappeared like mist before the sun!? I didn’t see you leave?!?”
Ninja Duster: “Yeah. I left an hour ago.”

3. Great Ninja Dust:
The ninja dustees only realise that the ninja duster had in fact left an earlier party the next time they see him;
Example:
Ninja Dustee: “Hey dude what’s up? Hey, how great was last Friday’s party!? Wait a minute, now that I think about it – I never even saw you leaving!?”
Ninja Duster: “Yeah, I know..”

4. The Best Ninja Dust:
The ninja dustees never realise that ninja dust was ever used.
Example:
Ninja Dustees: “Hey dude what’s up?!”
Ninja Duster: “Not much.”

Ninja Duster 1: “Hey dude, this party sucks. Let’s throw some ninja dust and get on outta here before Bobs corners us again and starts telling us stories about how great it is to be gay..”
Ninja Duster 2: “Yeah, good idea.. He is so gay when he does that.”

The shortened version of the term Ninja Dust i.e. “ninja” can also be used as a verb.
Example:
Ninja Dustee: “Whoa dude! Did you ninja me last night or what?!”
Ninja Duster: “Yeah, it was a great ninja.”

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