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a type of car in which lesbians might have sexual activities
ex. Subaru Forester
Wow, Grandma's car is a real dyke toaster.
A chubby female who after failing at normal social interaction, acquiesces to her desire for companionship and engages in a lesbian relationship with a fellow chubby female with a similar history of social rejection.
The Whale Dyke had refused to admit to herself or others that she was a lesbian, despite having spent the last eight months engaging in lesbian sex on an almost daily basis with two different fellow chubbies
A picture of a penis, known colloquially as a "dick pic"
It's most sarcastic use is of sending a publicity still of the actor Dick Van Dyke to a friend - you did indeed send a picture of a Dick. However, this can be best used when moaning to a friend (in polite society) when you have become the unwilling recipient of a picture of an actual penis.
Two minutes of chatting with this guy online, and he send me a Van Dyke...
This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
describes a domineering, ill-advised, unadvised woman who goes around acting like a man, making all of her own decisions without the help of any man, doing whatever she thinks that she wants to do without consulting with her own father or her own husband, she represents no man, she represents herself, she wants rights
she is often found all up in men's faces trying to be "one of the boys" but she does not have a man of her own
sometimes she has a man who she runs, rules, and tells him what to do as if she is his man, basically she wish she could be a man but she can't because she's not a man and she won't be a man
it's hard for her to get along with men because she won't stop interrupting him in conversation, trying to boss him, and telling him what to do, only the easily controlled, docile, foolish men need apply for a position with her, she will either end up single, in an unhappy marriage to a man, or with a woman who will accept her rulership, her queendom
she's a baby mama, she's a wife, she's single
men made her that way or they let that happen to her, she may not have known
she got her own house, she got her own car, she got two jobs, she works hard, she's a bad broad with a tattoo sleeve and a bob haircut, sometimes she has a pixie cut but don't be fooled by looks or attire, she wants rights
"Junebug said his mama crazy with her dyke mentality."
A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.
I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year