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Chucking a condom in the freezer before sex
I'm gonna surprise the girlfriend with a frosty fuck later
When you're taking a shit and it's not exactly solid but not liquidy enough to classify as diaheria and is almost like one long turd that is almost like a frosty
I shouldn't have eaten that Chinese food because now i got the chocolate frosties.
Having sex with a frozen sperm popsicle
I enjoy using my frosty jackoff to pleasure myself
To throw ice water on your unsuspecting girlfriend
I saw my girlfriend tanning peacefully so I frosty drenched her.
Close your eyes, imagine yourself on top of a snowy mountain. Those mountains are tits and that snow is cocaine. Also known as Mont Blanc.
“You motor boating sons of bitches!” Natalia said with a coy smile. “Want to kick this up a notch or two?”
Erol turned to Cary and asked rather excitedly “Is she saying what I think she’s saying?!”
Natalia eagerly interjects “That’s right fellas, rev up your engines... it’s frosty speedboat time!”
The only daiquiri bar on Hilton Head Island, and most drinks are 190 proof. Great place to get fucked up super fast. There's a lot of shitty artwork of their mascot.
Hey, guys, rather than drinking at the house tonight, let's get absolutely lit at Frosty Frog. Im gonna buy a quart of Pond Water.