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I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 14, 2015


“gardening”

gardening is a phrase stoners use to say they smoke weed.

I got into “gardening” recently, so I want to know what’s the best flower/bud to use.

by May 13, 2024


Emilio’s garden

A triangular patch of hair on the lower back, above the buttocks.

His swimsuit proudly displayed Emilio’s garden adding a unique touch to his beach look.

by cuban007 February 20, 2024


Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 23, 2020


Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

by bogosuperelf June 30, 2020


me zoinkey ez en ze Garden

My dick is in the Vagina

me Zoinkey ez en ze garden

by Farthead210 May 23, 2023


Garden Snakin' it

A harmless and unnassuming charachter illustrating qualities of quickness, deception, and all around sneakiness.

Has anyone seen Tony? Last I saw he was garden snakin' it all over the Hard Rock Hotel.

by Tony Goldstein July 29, 2009