cookin' onions in the oven

The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.

Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?

Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!

Brick oven

Someone who cannot catch a ball to save his/her life but is still hot as fuck anyway.

*(Billy doesn’t catch ball)* “Billy is such a brick oven. He should just die, but he’s cute so never mind. No homo!”

Oven Mitts

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.

Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'

rat in the oven

A rat in the oven. Very nice and crispy. Recommended with a side of long necked zebra juice freshly squeezed. Cook for 6 minutes only, any longer, even one second longer, means that the roast rat will go off and you will be left hungry.

‘ Hey, I heard we could get fried rat here’
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’

Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.

icy oven

When the oven gets frozen even though it's so hot

"How did the Pizza freeze?"
"Ummm...."
"What?"
"We had an icy oven!"

oven head

committing the act of suicide via violently slamming your head in an oven while it's turned on.

person A: "Did someone leave the oven on?"
person B: "HOLY FUCK, TONY JUST COMMITTED OVEN HEAD!!"

Bake in oven

Bake in oven is the equivalent to "burn in hell", but said nicely it doesn't sound as bad. This definition comes from the "unique" minds of Jennifer and Annie.

I hope that behatch bakes in oven.

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