If you're going to flash, flash hard

A cricketing term. Sound interesting?

If I've told told you once I've told you a thousand times; if you're going to flash, flash hard

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You're not invited to my birthday party

DANGER LEVEL 10 COMBEACK, USE IT WITH CAUTION

Paul: You're not invited to my birthday party
Shujiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm wearing what you're knitting.

You understand what the other person is saying/proposing.

A: "We should go order some pizza"
B: "I'm wearing what you're knitting."

I smell what you're stepping in.

I know what you mean.

Yeah man, the shit is hydro, so it's a little 'spensive.
I smell what you're stepping in. Gimme 2 ounces.

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I smell what you're steppin in

I understand, I get you

"That test was really hard" - Victoria
"I smell what you're steppin in" - Kelly

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You're kidding my ass cheeks

Dying due to some bullshit from the other team or the game itself

*gets hip fired head shot through a wall*
"YOU'RE KIDDING MY ASS CHEEKS*

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You're Looking Progressive Today

A casual greeting for a straight person to say to a homosexual person. Note that this is not to be used in a homophobic/mocking manner.

I saw my gay friend Adam today and said to him "You're Looking Progressive Today".

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