Shoe Face

A weak insult to someone wearing blue jeans.

Hey Shoe Face! Your jeans are blue, and your face looks like a shoe!

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muffin shoes

those shoes that when wet or even when not wet, make a sound similar to as if they have muffins lining their shoes.

Damn son, Ari's shoes are so soggy, those are definitely some muffin shoes.

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monkey shoe

v.) when a monkey puts a horseshoe on a donkey

that chick can monkey shoe. she has a donkey.

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horse shoe

When doing a dirty partner in Public lavatory. You'll be wearing a condom so you pull out, do lap around toilet seat and put it back in.

Bobby gave Jill herpes after doing horse shoe in local bar washroom.

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new shoes

From the squeeking noise often emitted from a new pair of shoes, a term for breaking wind.

Ethel: 'What was that?'
Tarquin: 'Sorry dear, you'd better hold your nose - that was my new shoes'

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White Shoes

Someone who is or trys to be slick like a salesman (car or other) tries to basically pull the whool over others eye's Act's sort of too cool for school.

We went to Yuba City to play PS2 and low and behold there was Mikey acting all "White Shoes" on us.

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Eating shoe

When a man eats out a fat pussy that is the same size and smell of a shoe.

1. I ate that fat bitch out, it was like eating shoe.

2. Man his girl is a fat bitch, he gonna be eating shoe.

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