wagging satan's tail

Masturbating

I know I shouldn't but I was wagging satan's tail to porn last night.

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Cold as a frog's tail

Equivalent to "Cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra." It comes from the idea that frog's don't have tails because they froze off.

"You better put on a coat", said my Southern Grandmother, "It's cold as a frog's tail out there."

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Dust An Elysian Tail

An amazing game with a main character (Dust) who has lost his memory and fights his way through platformer-like levels to reach the end. Also has a great soundtrack.

Me: Yoooo let's play Dust An Elysian Tail.
Women :How the hell did you get in my house?

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White Tail Buck

When a guy spooges right above the ass crack of black guy.

Last Friday night, I was giving it hard to JoJo, that Big Black Guy who's usually here for his Pink Martinis, when he asked me to give him a White Tail Buck!

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slaw tail mug

Babe on a good day, a woman who is a bitch and knows it and is proud of it.

babe, you are a slaw tail mug

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squirrel tail

The patch of hair in a mans armpit.

I went to snap off that bitches bra and she had squirrel tails under each arm

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Plague Rat Tail

An item on EverQuest, introduced from the start, that sold for around one platinum per tail. This is the main way for starting players to make money. There is talk of Sony lowering the value of (or "nerfing) the plague rat tail, but this is only a rumor.

GofG has slain a diseased field rat.
GofG looted a Plague Rat Tail
GofG looted a Rat's Claws

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