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A joke that has no flavour at all,
An extremely lame joke.
John: "Knock Knock"
Nick: "Who's There?"
John: "You"
Nick: "You Who?"
John: "Hahahahah"
Nick: "Dry John"
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John Green is an acclaimed novelist of many books for Young Adults, such as the Printz Award winning "Looking for Alaska," the Printz Award runner-up "An Abundance of Katherines," and the Edgar Award and Corine Literature Prize winning "Paper Towns." He is required to write at least five books for his publishing company.
John is also well-known as being one half of the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube, a channel in which John and his brother Hank Green regularly vlog back and forth to one another. John is the older brother and the one who had the idea for the video blog, originally an idea for the brothers to get to know one another better, but now has a substantial following. John's videos often consist of him discussing political issues (often while eating toilet paper or covering his face in peanut butter) and talking about philosophical topics.
John lives in Indianapolis, Indiana with his wife (who he affectionately refers to as The Yeti because she is never seen on screen and is presumably camera-shy), his son Henry, and their dog Willy (full name Firebolt Wilson Roberts). He often makes fun of the fact that he isn't good at math, one time forgetting that a minute has 60 seconds and instead saying it has 100.
Person 1: Did you see the new vlogbrothers video yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, I always love it when John Green covers his face in peanut butter.
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is an american actor most famous for Say Anything(1989), Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) and High Fidelity (2000)
He is one of the most underated actors out there.
Movies you shold see of his are The 3 listed above and The ice Harvest (2005) 1408 (2007) The Journey of Natty Gann (1985) and Being John Malkovich (1999)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cusack
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john cusack is awesome
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John Lennon was not a god. He was an artist. He made it clear to his listeners that he was not god and anyone who believed in worship was stupid for doing so. He was a very talented musician, song writer, singer, producer...ect. He inspired peace and love; however, John was a very violent man in real life. He left his first wife Cynthia Powell for Yoko Ono and many people believe she was the reason the beatles broke up. This is stupid. Although Yoko added tension and may have been a contributer to the break up..nothing lasts forever. It was definately time for John and the rest of the group to move on with their lives. John loved Yoko more than anything and if you can't respect that than you obviously don't respect him.
John Lennon was pretty chill.
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1. The living machine behind the madness that is guitar in the progressive metal band known as Dream Theater.
Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.
John Petrucci on Youtube. Search "psycho petrucci secret tape" and see for yourself.
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Some caillou looking retard who likes sarah joo and is a try hard and is garenteed no pussy
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The biggest fashion model EVER
John pork is calling
Or
“have you seen John porks new post?”
“Yes isnt he so beautiful “
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