No dad joke

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.

Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.

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JP Joke

a joke which is extremely unfunny, followed by a laugh by its teller, who usually thinks he/she is much funnier than he/she is

Quit laughing at your JP joke

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inself joke

An Inside joke that you have with yourself, and no-one else.
Typical of people with no friends or imaginary friends.

Person 1: 'heeheehee... Yoga Pants...'
Person 2: 'what are you laughing at?'
Person 1: 'Inself Joke dude... heeheeehee.'
Person 2: 'weirdo'
Person 3: 'I bet he has no friends.'

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rape joke

a rape joke is when someone who hasn't been raped makes a joke about other rape survivors and it hurts them.

Nick said "Rape joke" , a rape survivor said "That wasn't funny and it made me feel really bad", Nick replied "Snowflake" " why don't you just take a joke" " its called dark humor"

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joey joke

a joke that is continuesly said and is never funny

that was a joey joke

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poop joke

a terrible joke whose merit can be likened to that of toilet humor. originated in lunch room sermons by the human poop joke, kevin thomas, cohorts such as mike tyrell and jaison udani have continued the tradition of the poop at social gatherings.

(insert bad line/comment)

poop joke..

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Got Jokes

When someone asks you to do something totally absurd to the point were you think they are joking.

"Timmy's got jokes if he thinks I'm going to sell him my $3000 rims for $500 bucks!"

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