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When a woman gets moist she worries I might grow mushrooms
So moist leads to mushroom growth.
Karen is so moist she has mushroom growth.
Someone who u look at and just think fuck me what even are you
Out n about
1)fk sake man did u see the nick a that cunt that just went by
2)haha aye bro looks like he uses jizz for hair gel the spikey headed mushroom tonguer
That same boy you see in every american movie with the mushroom shaped high volume haircut
Oh watching mercury rising are you? with Simon the American mushroom head? lol
The doesn't fucking guy he's the mushroom cuz he's a fungi
Paul is the mushroom he is funny and the best to hang out with
When your partner puckers their lips and you place your mouth around their lips and suck with varying pressure. Suction accompanied by violent shaking of the head is known as a Spanish Mushroom
Dude I was making out with penelope last night and when I gave her the mushroom I knew she was hooked
To do a nasty sexual act to someone over the internet
Guy1: did she ever message you back?
Guy2: ya she asked me to mushroom Beyblade her
Guy1: fuck what a freak. did you do it?
Guy2: hell ya look how dirty my face is.
When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.