Protection from that which is bullshit and toxic.
By chance, I reconnected with someone from the past today but have my bullshit armour on so I won't be pulled in to their lies again.
The day that res got Bullshit fun was the day Alex, Steve, John, and Liam made a home-made slip n' slide after uni exams.
When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.
Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
A class that you don’t actually need to graduate.
“I didn’t have a full schedule so I had to take a bullshit class”
When you need an easy fuck off class to fill your schedule and it doesn't matter if you fail because you don't need the credits.
I needed to fill my schedule, so I took Social Justice. Its such a bullshit class.
Twice the shit you are already dealing with
Dont feed me that bullshit deuce
A bullshit button is a button with a bunch of phrases (ex: now that isn't even bullshit thats horseshit)
A bullshit button is used when someone says something that is bullshit