When you lick her booty, and then her eyeball immediately after.
Her: "If I get pink eye, I can call out sick, why don't you give me the Mississippi Hobo Hustle?"
An unpapered dog given to someone by a stranger, usually in a park, in order for the stranger to rid herself of the unwanted canine. It is usually done in such a manner that the person acquiring the cur does not have adequate time to assess the gravity of the mistake that is about to be made.
Ron's ex-wife was able to force upon him the park hobo mongrels that they had acquired together during their marriage, and was even able to make him grateful for the opportunity to own the four drastically lesser dogs.
when you break up bud with your fingers
i ain't got no grinder, looks like i'll be hobo picking that shit
A term used to define a D&D player who does Murder-Hobo type shenanigans (such as randomly robbing NPCs) but doesn't have good stats to fight and kill their way out of a bad situation.
"I was playing like an absolute suicide-hobo when I used my 1st level halfling bard to lie and steal from some really strong dwarf NPCs. I absolutely would have died if they caught me.
Is a pastor that’s scheming and attempting to steal intellectual properties from his congregation. For Profit, but they say it’s nonprofit.
You know Pastor John is a Hobo Pastor.
Ced, Cedrick, everything about Ced.
Look at Ced, what a fashionable hobo
When you scalp a presumably homeless person.
Let's go give that bloke a hobo haircut.