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1. A waste of life
2. A waste of life who is so unhappy in their life that they have to get stoned right when they wake up to pass the day.
"Have you seen Jimmy at all recently?"
"Nah. he just sits at home playing videogames all day by himself"
"He's probably a morning stoner, that wanker"
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That one day a week that a stoner skips either school, work, or some activity to smoke and participate in stoner activities.
-"Where's Jack?"
-"Monday is Stoner Skip Day this week..."
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one who gets high whilst pwning on counter-strike
"Home of the Stealthish Stoners"
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When you smoke a shit ton of weed and you wake up the next morning still extremely high.
How much did you smoke last night?
Well, I have Major Stoner Head right now.
Jesus Christ, bro.
Someone who looks like they are on drugs but in reality has never done drugs before
Guy 1: hey you look high can I have some?
Guy 2: I'm a straight-edge stoner, I have never done drugs
A younger individual that does not abide by the look and mantra/culture of the beatnik and is replaced with more normal American clothing, inovated tools, and strains. The outlook is an unconstrained critical thinker with goals of being a progressive Libertarian excelling in business,art, and human communication with the marijuana being only to be part of the experience not the entirety of the persons thoughts and actions.
“Dude, you rolled that joint in a second with that machine!”
“Yeah, It’s because im a new age stoner”
Usally a dealer or user that doesn't want to amit that they love weed because they're worried about her appearance
Leela hates being called stonner girl
Shut up I'm not a stoner girl
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