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A short girl that likes being picked up and fucked.
Jim said his girlfriend is a horny koala.
The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.
When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.
A aroused Toad.
The name of a expensive clothing website.
Horny Toad - I want to engulf the narrow space that is your vagina, with my seed.
Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.
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Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.
When a monkey and another monkey start screaming at each other and then suddenly start doing it. This can also be seen in some cases of humans, unfortunately, when one human suddenly screams at the top of his lungs and then drops his pants and gets onto another human.
Gurpreet was the victims of one of Shane's random horny monkey attacks.
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Hellbound Horny is a sexual state of mind in which a person becomes this demonic,perverted,sex-cra zed beast.The person starti drooling from the mouth and eyeballs are known to turn red.One also is filled to the brink with frustration to either lack of sex/sexual encounters or not scoring at clubs.A vigorous mmasturbation session usually follows.
I'm so HELLBOUND HORNY that i'll ball a snake if you could hold it for me!
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fangirls who fantasize about having sex with anime characters and would do anything to do so in real life
Ashari: Truth or dare?
Erenei: Dare.
Ashari: which anime characters would you like to sleep with?
Erenei: tee hee...hmm...let me think...Sasuke, Soren, Ike, Sosuke, Gaara, Zuko, Pein, L, Light, Ichigo,...and...gee...I wish i had more fingers!
Ashari: you're one hell of a horny fangirl!
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Applying to High School, Homecoming Horny is the event when girls who have not been asked to homecoming yet (no boyfriend, ugly, ect) start becoming increasingly slutty to anyone and everyone around them in an attempt to get someone to ask them to homecoming.
Guy 1: Has anyone else been getting tons of nudes from Sarah?
Guy 2: Yeah, we all have, she is seriously Homecoming Horny right now.
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