snatch block

The opposite of a cock block; when the girl is preventing you from scoring...

"God! Tina is being such a snatch block!"

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aim block

when u talking to a person u like on aim and the convo go dry

guy-u were lookin mad cute today
girl- thanks
guy-
he just got aim block

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cock blocked

1)When a girl's friend gets in the way of you making move on a said girl
2)When a jealous ex gets in the way of you hooking up with thier ex-girlfriend.
3)When some one accidentally gets in the way of you and a hot chick.
4)When a family member gets in the way of you and a hot woman.
5) Something complete asses do because they are jealous or just hate you.

1) man#1.Dude so we where hanging out and stuff and her friend Taylor came up and talked to her the whole time it was a huge cock block.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
2)man#1.So we were talking at the party and out of now where Kevin her ex boyfriend from a month ago cock blocked me.
man#2. Ouch man that sucks.
3)man#1. Dude last night i was talking to this hottie and my homie walked up and started talking to me, and i couldn't do anything cause he is my dog and he didn't mean to cock block me.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
4)man#1. Dude last night I got cock blocked by my grandmother!
man#2. HAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious, your grand mother? hahaha ouch man that, thats hillarious!
5)man#1. Dude last night I was going to get laid and some complete ass walked up and cocked blocked me, If I ever see that ass hole again I'm going to kick his ass.
man#2 Ouch man that sucks.

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baker's block

When you want to bake everything, but can't decide on anything.

-"Sweet or savoury?"
-"I DONT KNOW!"
-"You're not helping my baker's block!"

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cock block

one who prevents the cock from being unleashed upon a woman.

I had a hot girl in the room, but Alex would not quit playing WoW and subsequently became a cock block.

Me: "Alex...girl...in...room.."
Alex: "no, one more raid, there's a hot sorceress in here, i think she wants to get into my pixel pants."

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coke block

someone that is stopping you, in some form, from getting cocaine. kind of like a cock block.

god damn leonard is bein a coke block! she won't share any!

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Text Block

While in class or an important meeting where texting is prohibited, one uses a book, wall, backpack, person, etc blocking the view of you texting from the teacher/instructor.

Ryan: "He Sally, I need to use your backpack as a text block."
Sally: "Ok, just don't make it obvious!"

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