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Using your rearview mirror while driving to observe drivers behind you in order to play mind games while anticipating their moves to inconvenience and/or irritate them. ie: when a vehicle is coming up from behind, the mirror driver will slow down in a place where the tailing vehicle cannot pass so they must slow down and remain behind them. As soon as the tailing car is able to pass the mirror driver, they speed up again. Mirror drivers do this because it gives them a power trip.
I can tell this guy is a mirror driver as I am approaching him.
The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time
Eh, it happens, I’m just the bus driver.
A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.
I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred
When the husband wants to have sex first thing in the morning.
“Sandra, I know you’re tired so I’ll be your morning driver.”
sober wheel driver
Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.
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When you rub your partners face in the wet spot, spank them, and call them bad.
I gave her a linen driver last night, and now she won’t talk to me.
Any driver on the road who is first at either a stop sign or a traffic signal, and when given the right of way, just sits and waits for either the road to be clear of all traffic before making the turn, or until another driver behind him "invites" him to make the turn by sounding the horn.
Cars are piling up behind that fucking uninvited driver!!