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Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".
Come by my place and fall on my coffee table.
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To fornicate with an unknown member of the opposite sex in a public or inappropriate location.
"I want to picnic table some honies tonight."
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No love, actually that was me. Not Andy nor Jeff.
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Welcome to The Purple Slushies hit list Miss Erin. We're glad to have you :)
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someone who wear a lot of sweaters
Balls land menacingly on table just stepped in the room
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A dude with extreme hunchback who needs his walker to help him. This dude seriously walks in a L shape and is in desperate need of help.... SO DONATE GENEROUSLY!
He uses his bare hands to get the salad even though he should be using the freakin' tongs. He always has his stinkin' apple juice with this funky jar. Ice cream is his favorite too.
helllllllp this poor guy.. GET HIS BACK STRAIGHT!
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Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.
Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.
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A delightful forum of minecraft pleasure where Steve’s 🍆 goes into Alex’s 🍑or🐱
Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table
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