riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls
"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"
The term Paddy Wagon actually goes back to the early 1700s in southern states when big tough unskilled Irish immigrants were hired to pursue runaway slaves or transport slaves to new owners or otherwise control defiant slaves. These men were called "Paddy Rollers". These Paddy Rollers were given horse drawn wagons to use to transport the slaves hence "Paddy Wagons".
The slaves were thrown into the Paddy Wagon by the Irish Paddy Rollers.
A term used for an absolutely juicy, robust, monstrosity of an ass
“Damn, did you see the Paddy Wagon on Paul?”
A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.
A very popular area to haul man gravy.
I really need to get rid of some man gravy so I had to put in the throat wagon
A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.
I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.