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People who put their own names and make the definition good

a person with absolutely no fucking friends

P1: she's such a bitch
P2: shes probably one of those people who put their own names and make the definition good

by Milooooooooooooooooooooooooooo June 11, 2023


I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009


Trump earned both, his own votes, and the majority of Biden's

Few people who voted for Biden actually LIKE Biden and want him to be president, they just voted against Trump. Most Trump voters actually wanted him to be re-elected.

Trump earned both, his own votes, and the majority of Biden's, you don't like Biden at all, admit it.

by SirXziane November 7, 2020

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i reject your reality and substitute my own

i reject your reality and substitute my own

i reject your reality and substitute my own

by laughmaker5000 October 2, 2019

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(T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)

1)To excessively "one-up" someone

2)To be the victim of great misfortune

3)A person that ruins a story with their own better version

4)Establish your dominance without doing anything

"Man, I was walking down the street and this guy got (T)otally(R)ediculously own(ed) by a cement truck."

"All my stories pale in comparison since I got (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."

"No need to do that, I've already been (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."

by DaSmidgen August 6, 2008

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i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.

sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.

by aludin April 30, 2007

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Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 25, 2021

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