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A ALCOHOLIC DRINK
MOSTLY FOR WOMEN
IS MADE WITH VODKA,BEER,AND KOOLAID
LETS MIX SOME PINK PANTY PULLDOWN FOR THE PARTY TONIGHT
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When you are pulled aside for secondary screening at the airport and they don't find anything that they were allegedly looking for.
TSA: "Excuse me miss, can you gather your belongings and step over here. WE NEED A FEMALE WAND OVER HERE!"
Passenger: "Oh great, apparently I've just qualified for the executive panty search."
TSA: (after fondling and finding nothing) "You are free to go, have a nice day!"
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Where a woman writes on one of her panties with a marker her phone number and a note saying that they would like to meet any man that finds them ect. and then place them where they think some man will find them.
John just found a panty calling card.
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Dirty pantie tea (DPT) is a drink made from soiled female undergarments. The dirty panties are harvested and boiled in water. The resulting liquid is then consumed. Proponents of DPT claim that it has rejuvenative properties; it has been called "the fountain of youth" and "an energy drink" by DPT aficionados. DPT original gangsta BL claims that his prowess with women is a direct result of consuming DPT.
Bransen loves Stephanie's dirty pantie tea.
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A females orifice used for plowing and depositing semen.
I want to put a deposit in that girl's panty piggy bank.
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dude, your trucks looking pretty dirty, you need to change her panties
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Special Holy sanitary pads used by Mormon women to protect their Mormon Underwear from "the curse". These are sometimes also used by Mormon men to avoid being embarrassed by Mormon Crotch.
1. Naomi didn't want the class to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used Mormon Panty Liners to hide the shameful stain.
2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.
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