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the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles
Julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but I thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted anal plug.
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the action of stimulating a females clitoris in a sexual way.
I really wanted some sex. So I took off her panties and started playing DJ
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sexual intercourse without a condom.
Dude1: "i was so wasted i forgot to put on my condom with that girl last night."
Dude2: "is plug and play better?"
Wife: "honey i want a child."
Husband: "Time to plug and play!"
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When children first become sexually active. such as playing doctor or hide the penis. no intercourse takes place and its generally harmless but a lesson none the less.
Whats playing naked drake? "we just licked butts and stuff." (beating ensues)
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the act of playing with your partners cucumber, taking it one step further than heavy petting, or what is often known as "dry humping"
jenn and that boy are getting pretty serious. they arent yet banging, but that slut is giving him some serious cucumber play.
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a man who has sex with a married woman
My husband pissed me off, so I called up my play toy and had some fun!
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1.A once great tv show that is now crap.
2.A tv show that bashes anime and dungeon crawlers just for being anime and dungeon crawlers.
3.A tv show that ruins the reputation of good games by
being "brutally honest," but are really making crap up just to avoid being canceled.
Producers of X Play: Alright now we want you to review FF7.
Adam Sessler: Wait, I thought I already...
Producers of G4: Yes, we know it was a good game, but now we want you to break the mood and talk crap about it.
Adam Sessler: What, are you nuts?! The whole world likes that game! If I said I hate it, the...
Producers of X Play: REFUSE AND YOU AND MAN CHIN GIRL WILL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!
Adam Sessler: O_O *GULP*
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