PUMPKIN

The famous words of a guy on the internet saying his favourite vegetable.

“What’s your favourite vegetable?”
“PUMPKEN”
“A pumpkin is food and I apparently have to put this”

Pumpkin

Personal Blumpkin: Beating off while taking a shit

Dude!! I feel like a new man after that pumpkin!!

A morning pumpkin will definitely get your day going!

Pumpkin

Darling, someone you love

Hello pumpkin

Pumpkin was created by Sam

Pumpkin

The act of spanking a child.

My kids wouldn’t quit misbehaving so I had to pumpkin them.

Pumpkin

A bumpy and orange-yellow food that can be turned into a jack-o-lantern.

Can also be used as a name for a pet.

Pumpkin is Kris's dog but Isabel's best friend.

Pumpkin

The action of masturbating while taking a shit

Matt went to the bathroom to pumpkin it up

Pumpkin

Something transfem people aren't allowed to go near.

I used to love carving faces in pumpkins but then I realized I was a woman.