The act of becoming so undeniably inebriated on various forms of alcohol and drugs that you absolutely cannot comprehend what the hell is going on around you or in your life.
"All these people are coming over and I don't know whether I should let them park here or pick them up somewhere. What do you think?"
"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."
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a person who uses the same tactic every time even though it usualy fails
chris: frontal assault will work.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
steve: what a tactical retard
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The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.
Did you just hear what Tommy said? Man that guy is Half-Retarded I swear...
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A group of people or an individual that is so mentally retarded that they cannot think for themselves, so has to copy catchphraises or mimic certain hand gestures such as clicking fingers off a fellow slightly smarter retard of the group.
simon and ryan are so retarded they copy adam in every way possible this is from a simple click of the fingers to repeating everything that he has just said in a previous sentance, from now on people like these are called copycat retards.
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Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.
Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.
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A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.
Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.
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One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic
Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button
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