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New Wave group originating in the early 80's and continuing on to present day that consists of Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe. These men are amazing, their music is amazing, and everyone on earth should know who they are.
Whoa, that Pet Shop Boys song, "(How Can You Expect to Be Taken) Seriously", is the best!
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Like road rage, only it occurs in a shopping center/grocery store while driving carts instead of cars.
It's that feeling you have toward the fat lady, who is parked directly in the middle of the isle, making it completely impossible to pass her on either side. You know she is just trying to decide if she should go with diet coke instead of regular, just so she can get more twinkies and so doesn't see you or care that you're trying to get by.
When you have to stiffle the urge to ram them or even to say "excuse me" because you KNOW it'll come out more like "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU DUMB BITCH!!"
It's the slow old people, the ones that cut you off, the ones that are completly lost, the ones that don't use blinkers (ok, so carts don't have blinkers, but in this state of mind you think they should) etc
I had to leave Wal-Mart. Yeah I forgot a few things, but there were so many people in there, I knew I was having a bad case of shopping cart rage coming on.
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Verb.
1. To commence an undertaking.
2. To beat the crap out of someone.
3. To fuck wildly.
4. To turn the tables during an Ultimate Frisbee game.
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1. We should really open up shop on Project Apollo.
2. If he keeps pissing me off, I'm gonna open up shop on that asshole.
3. Dude, she's hot. I'd definitely open up shop on her.
4. We were losing pretty badly until we gave up the zone defense and opened up shop on them.
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The perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless shit on her husband's credit card.
$300 for a solar-powered toothbrush with a built-in hedge trimmer. I'll buy it!!
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A place where sex is currency
A place where teenage boys wish their girlfriends would go
A place where handcuffs aren't for law enforcement
A shop that somehow survives without customers
A place where bras dont need to cover the nipple
A place where desperate women go to flll the hole
A place that sells DVD's with unusually bad acting
A place where things that vibrate strictly arent for cleaning teeth
Alice: I picked up something from the Anne summers shop today
Joe: Fuck yes! ive been waiting for this all my life
Alice: And you wont be dissapointed
Joe: *Jizz in pants
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A slang term for a homosexual in British culture. It is so termed because instead of 'shopping' at the normal crevice the participant has decided to do their 'shopping' round the other side.
James: Graham Norton does his shopping round the corner!
Chris: You mean he goes to Somerfields? I knew that guy was a fucking weirdo..
James: No I mean he likes to shove his erect penis into the chocolate starfish of other men.
Chris: Oh so he shops at Morrisons then?
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1. Losing your virginity.
2. Having sex with a virgin.
Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?
Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.
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