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Proximity shower

A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.

The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.

by notmereally November 29, 2009


belfast shower

Washing one-self quickly using the sink

Did you shower this morning? No I just had a quick belfast shower this morning

by Lurganboy243 June 1, 2018


Korean Shower

The act of several Korean friends pouring urine on your back while you bow on all fours believing they are "bathing" you.

While camping with some Korean friends my boy Joe had way too much Crown Royal and felt all hot and sweaty. His "friends" offered to give him a Korean Shower which they said would make him feel better. He disrobed, got on his knees and bent down in a bowing position. Warm water started to run down his back and into his hair and just as fast as it started it was over. He didn't feel any cleaner and felt a little dirty. See Golden Shower

by jashv January 15, 2016


unicorn shower

A golden shower but with horses and not people

I had a fun time at the farm doing a unicorn shower

by Horsecxxcxk February 11, 2022


Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.

Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"

by FriarChicken October 12, 2011


Gentlemen's Shower

A shower that consists of copious amounts of cologne, body spray, and/or deodorant without actually showering. The purpose of the gentlemen's shower is to appear as a gentleman, even though you're a filthy slob who can't bother to shower.

John was running late for his interview so he took a gentlemen's shower as to appear as a functional member of society.

by TeoMcDohl December 16, 2014


shower harvey

A bitch from a popular tv show pretty little liars. She dated Emily and lied about everything. She had no motive to hurt/ become red coat. She helped -A for no reason. She showers a lot for no reason hence shower Harvey. Therefore Sara Shower Harvey is a bitch.

Spencer- do you remember Sara Harvey?
Emily- Don’t bring up that bitch.
Sara shower Harvey- annoying bitch who showers too much.

by Pllgirl April 5, 2019