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soggie

soggie- a word created by Tom the great, used to describe cereal, cake, and Tom himself.

tom is soggie

by bbjac November 16, 2020


Soggy elephant

When you’re giving head to a big dick and he can’t get hard

Girl 1: Oh my god I was giving to head this guys the other day, and you wouldn’t guess what happened!
Girl 2: what happened?!
Girl 1: he had a soggy elephant!!!

by October 29, 2020


Commander Soggy

Captain Crunch's arch nemesis, hell bent on making every cereal in the world soggy.

Oh no! It's Commander Soggy! Run!!!!

by BronkleThronkle June 11, 2019


Soggy Cushion

Take a bunch of ecstasy, lather up in essential oils, and hump on the couch for hours.

"How was your Labor Day, Bob?"
"Martha and I went to a rave then came home and did the Soggy Cushion all night."

"Boy, that Soggy Cushion is heavy on the wallet. Have you seen our dry cleaning bills lately??"

by Dolly Fartin September 18, 2023


sogginess

a heavy wetness, dampness, humidity, soggy, wetness

"You're filthy," he said coolly, glancing down and assessing his own mud and blood tainted state of sogginess.

by HardaV December 18, 2016


Soggy Trumpet

Soggy Trumpet; the act of feltio delivered in a wet and wild manner

It was 4am down a dark alley and she gave me the Soggy Trumpet

by Maxpwr December 10, 2017


Soggy Kalyn

When a group of sports journalists compete to jizz on a ginger nut biscuit covered in white powder

Hey guys! who’s up for a game of Soggy Kalyn

by Spacedmunkee May 30, 2024