Raymond's Taint

Made popular in the 20's, meaning sharing ones opinion. Later changed to "my two cents".

Evidently TDK is the best movie ever. Just my Raymond's Taint.

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Arabian Taint Punch

The act of fisting someone else’s taint, traditionally by means of restraining the unlucky victim. The action typically involves a very carefully timed series of direct connections. It is at the discretion of the aggressor to use talc or shards of glass. The talc prevents moisture from creating suction which could be unpleasant for all parties involved. Commonly abbreviated “ATP”

"Don't make me give you an Arabian taint punch!"

"Gave him the old ATP."

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Taint my Nigger

An expression used to display anger or displeasure with a given situation

Shaniqua: "Fuck, you broke my phone?!?!? Taint my Nigger!!!!"

Tyrone: "Deal with it you ass turd monkey fucker"

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Thomas the Taint Engine

The act of first blowing a vape cloud in your partners asshole. They then fart out the cloud while bent over screaming "TOOT TOOT!" Extra points given if you sing the thomas the tank engine theme song and move your arms like a locomotive chanting "CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!"

"i TOTALLY DID A THOMAS THE TAINT ENGINE WITH LUCY LAST NIGHT!' "CANT WAIT TO TRY IT AGAIN, TOOT TOOT!"

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Poop Stained Taint

The piece of skin that connects the anus to front. When a person wipes from back to front, the skin/taint becomes poop stained

I would like to lick your mom's poop stained taint.

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pluck your taint

the act of plucking and or attriving the taint, gooch, grundel, weld, or perenium of the victim

Bitch, i'll pluck your taint!

I could pluck your taint before you even knew it was missing!

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Pulling your taint

It's like pulling your leg but worse

Nah bro I'm just pulling your taint