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a relatively new meme, spawned from Never Mind the Buzzcocks Series 23 Episode 12. The presenter, David Tennant (off of Doctor Who) would, after reading out an innuendo-based joke, would say "BARROWMAN!" (implying blamehood upon John Barrowman) and brandish his fist at the screen.
The meme now just represents blaming any problem you happen to have at the time on John Barrowman.
McFly's song contained the lyrics "there's nothing on Earth that could save us since I fell in love with Uranus. Which as it happens was a line removed from the pilot episode of Torchwood"
BARROWMAN! *shakes fist* *grrrrr*
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The art of masturbating while defacating
‘I’m a bit pushed for time this morning so I’m going to have to Shit ‘n’ shake.
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to urinate
Yo bro, keep your eye on my shit, I gotta go shake hands with Wally.
A sexual act where two men rub their penises together until one of them ejaculates. The said ejaculator is then called a fag.
If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.
This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.
Guy 1: Hey dude, Yorktown shake and bake you for the last beer.
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)
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Started in Japan, (although probably a lot more well know in america) meaning to have sex, often using a pelvic thrust when doing so.
Caused when a American English teacher told some Japanese kids on a soccer field the English words for waist and shake. Not understanding completely, they put it together to come up with a new word for sex that no one else in the school understands.
The teacher put it on his website and from there it spread.
Boy talking about girl: "I'd waist-shake that."
Boy to girl: "Waist-shake?"
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An expression of frustration, protest, anger or outrage, that is generally understood to be futile. Frequently used online, in the third person, by someone writing about himself or herself.
Possibly arising from the lyrics of "Lucky Ball and Chain" by They Might Be Giants (1990):
"I can shake my tiny fist / And swear I wasn't wrong / But what's the sense in arguing / When you're all alone?"
Mike352: This is too hard for me!
JohnChen: That's what da5id's mother said last night.
da5id: *shakes tiny fist*
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While the phrase can be used to describe the literal acts of showering, drinking a protein shake, and shitting (in that order). It's main usage serves as a broad descriptor for one's daily ritual or routine, which often involves bathing, eating, and excreting.
Historically speaking, the 'shit' came before the 'shower'. However, the fact is that the shake (or food intake), must come before defecation can occur. In the event of multiple shit shower shake sequences, the 'shit' will still come before the 'shower' (see below), thus cleanliness is achieved and the natural order of occurrence is maintained.
shower shake |shit shower| shake shit shower shake shit shower shake shit shower
Acceptable variations:
- Shower shake shit
- Shower, shake, and shit.
- SSS, 3S, S³
"Hey you wanna play a game of League?"
"Not right now man, gonna shower, shake, and shit. I'll probably be online later."