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When one runs down the stairs at such speed as ones tits spin much like a helicopter propellor
I told my friend i ran so quickly down the stairs today, that i nearly had helicopter tits and flew too work.
When a chicks tits are as flat as tortillas.
Guy 1: She has no chest dude.
Guy 2: Either she is a guy or she has tortilla tits.
n. A person (often a male) who takes photos at such an odd angle his look always comes out as staring at your breasts. Possibly the most awkward and uncomfortable photo to view because whichever you tilt the photo, he's there, gazing at them, usually with a weird little smile on his face.
Louise; I wanted to like Adam's photo but he had tit-eyes and it felt wrong.
Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?
Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.
Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*
Tits that fall to bottom of rib cage (i.e Ella)
Did you see rib tits on that Ella - BOAK
When breasts are oddly flat to the chest and resemble the delicious breakfast confection, pancakes.
Wow, Lauren's pancake tits are deserving of Aunt Jemima's maple syrup and two pads of butter. Make-a me hungry.
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When the tempratures so cold you can see your tits grow, its cold as tits
hey dude i live in minnesota
really hows the weather
it's cold as tits!
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