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A card that every girl has. The amount of spending money a girl has on her bitch account is based on how hot she is. The hotter the girl, the more "purchases" she can make with her bitch card. Bitch cards tend to be overused by uglier females.
Girl: (anything bitchy)
Boy: Girl you ain't that fly, I am goin't have to take your bitch card away before you run up a massive debt!
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The act of being in a threesome with a best friend and a third party.
Yo man that was an awesome TRUMP CARD right there, especially when we she bent over.
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The use of a deck of cards for a cardio work out that can only be described as hell.
This work out can also make the place your are working out in into a swimming pool of sweat that you can skate on after the workout is done.
Deck of Cards
10 of spades, 10 burpees the next one is 10 of hearts guess what another ten burpees. *screams of tortured souls*
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A holiday card you get just because you sent one to someone who didn't care enough about you to send one first. Usually arrive around December 24th.
Honey, that loser Shawn sent us a Christmas card again, I guess we should send him a Sympathy Card.
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A diplomatic identity/immunity card.
Cameron: Man I pulled my d-card on teh five-o's last night when i got causht for underage drinking and they couldn't do anything.
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An imaginary card authorizing one to "punk" someone (see punk for a better definition). Punk card is normally referred to when someone stalls another individuals attempt to punk them.
"My mom was slipping into bipolar mode and about to bitch me out again, but this time I pulled her punk card and she said she was 'only joking.'"
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A harsh highschool payout used on anyone who is dating someone much younger than themselves, meaning dealing with children, as you would need to be a teacher or nanny.
See cradlesnatcher
Duuude, you're sixteen and going out with a twelve year old. You need a blue card...
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