diane wife

whore liar narcissist cares what everyone thinks except loved ones.. creative.. creates characters.. usually pretends to be religious for image.. often confused with chewbacca or yeti or werewolf.. usually 40 or 50 that thinks she’s 16 and hangs with lil boys .. sometimes called tri-diane because if it has 3 legs she has fucked it

dood i was trying to save my marriage but unfortunately i’m married to a diane wife

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Wife-in-law

Your mate, partner, boyfriend, husbands ex-wife you are friendly with. We don't get along well even plan and do things together.

My wife-in-law and I are having a picnic at the park.

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work wife

Person at work who offers to take on tasks for the boss that he or she would like his or her spouse to do at home. Order lunch, make coffee, do errands etc. as a way of getting ahead.

Suzy asked the boss if she can bring back back his favorite sandwich when she comes back from lunch today. Everyone knows she's pulling the work wife move to get that promotion next year.

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Participation Trophy Wife

A "trophy wife" in the sense that we now live in a society where everyone gets a trophy. She's certainly not first, second, or even third place.

She is not even close to hot enough to be called a trophy wife - at best she's a participation trophy wife.

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Hide yo Wife

To hide yo wife and kids when they raping errbody out here even if u dont have one

OH SHIT HIDE YO WIFE MANE THEY RAPING ERRBODY OUT HERE

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wife merit badge

when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job

Man, I'm telling you what Pam earned a wife merit badge in salad tossing last night

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Wife's Best Friend

Male Genitalia - The Cock, the Dick, the Penis! etcetera etcetera

From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "

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