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Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.
"Muff diver meets Blue Waffle"
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fucking a girl doggy style while eating a plate of waffles on her back
that doggy waffle was delicious yesterday
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A very infected or klobbered vagina. Commonly achieved with masturbation with a tree branch.
matt: hey jake watch got down there?
jake g. : oh just a blue waffle.
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It is NOT your favorite breakfast food with blueberry sauce on top. Instead, it means "a serious infection on the female genitals".
She got a blue waffle after Bob did her.
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A slang term meaning "female prison."
That bitch Wendy was hauled off to the waffle house for robbing the 7/11 the other day.
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When a man is given a blowjob while flying down an aisle on trolly.
"Alex M gave Alex M a Trolly Waffle on the speeding train to Fagtopia."
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A sandwich that is made by placing two slices of bread separately on a plate and spreading chunky peanut butter on top of both pieces. Honey is then squirted onto one of the pieces and a crisp waffle is laid on top of the slice of bread and peanut butter. The other peanut butter slice is then placed on top of the waffle. Your girlfriend's mother hates them, and they prompt her to think that you smoke large amounts of marley. They are possibly the best sandwiches in the entire world.
Mother: (your girlfriend's name), why do you think he likes waffle sandwiches so much?
Your girlfriend: I don't know, he just does...
Mother: Nobody that is functioning normally would ever think that a waffle, bread, peanut butter, and honey is appetizing.
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