thank you

A phrase not often heard nowadays, much like "forgive me" and "I'm a virgin."

Thank you for farting in my face, doctor.

thats on you

It's up to you. Or it's your fault
Or like it's your problem

Friend: i fucked her last night!?!💀
Me: Dammmmnn!! My nigga that's you problem thats on you

fuck you in

Going to tuck your girlfriend/wife/significant other in for bed but getting turned on and banging her instead.

Girl 1: "I was really tired last night and my boyfriend carried me up to bed to tuck me in but got a boner and ended up banging me!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god! Did he fuck you in?"
Girl 1: "Yeah! And he gave me an Armenian Noodle Dip !"

you starting?

A chav term meaning "do you want ot fight"

Boy: "Hey Random chav you suck"
Chav: " you starting? I'll fucking 'av ya"

Are you skunked?

Better way of saying are you crazy? Popular in London and used by MBbants

MBbants: Ayo G can i get that discount because my friend work here and that
Worker: Nope, sorry.
MBbants: Oi what? Are you skunked G? Give me that discount right fucking now G. Are you skunked?
Worker: leave my shop now

You blew it

Meaning that you messed up

You literally told her I said she gotta nice ass bruh? Mane you blew it.

pull you

That’s used for asking if they could hook up with you

“Hey can I pull you?”
“Nah That’s kinda sus”