screw you

a nicer way of saying fuck you. usually used when annoyed.

Retard: Pudding sucks!
Pudding lover: well screw you.

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It's Not Me, It's You

The true meaning behind the popular term, it's not you, it's me.

I told her, it's not me, it's you, because that was the truth.

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you beauty

exclamation of accomplishment or satisfaction

When he saw that his definition had been accepted on Urban Dictionary, he yelled out, "You beauty!"

As the horse that he had bet on won the race, he yelled out, "You beauty!"

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thank you

A phrase not often heard nowadays, much like "forgive me" and "I'm a virgin."

Thank you for farting in my face, doctor.

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thats on you

It's up to you. Or it's your fault
Or like it's your problem

Friend: i fucked her last night!?!💀
Me: Dammmmnn!! My nigga that's you problem thats on you

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fuck you in

Going to tuck your girlfriend/wife/significant other in for bed but getting turned on and banging her instead.

Girl 1: "I was really tired last night and my boyfriend carried me up to bed to tuck me in but got a boner and ended up banging me!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god! Did he fuck you in?"
Girl 1: "Yeah! And he gave me an Armenian Noodle Dip !"

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Are you skunked?

Better way of saying are you crazy? Popular in London and used by MBbants

MBbants: Ayo G can i get that discount because my friend work here and that
Worker: Nope, sorry.
MBbants: Oi what? Are you skunked G? Give me that discount right fucking now G. Are you skunked?
Worker: leave my shop now

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