When someone is in your (hoaching) face and they say something silly
when on playstation and you talk about a meme a friend may say "Get out my hoaching face"
Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.
You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.
Another way to say someone is spotty
Steven is a cheesey face, i wouldn't want to lick him
When you’re drunken cliff diving but you do a bellyflop while saluting
Guy:1 hey man do a backflip off the cliff
Guy:2 fuck that man I’m going to do a Cptn. McHagger face
Crowd: we gotta see this shit
Face pelt is also known as face, face skelp, face mash, Face of disgrace & just FACE. He is a well known character. He is a little crazy. Quite the party animal. Often seen rolling about the floor, Banging his head and making prank calls to several victims.
"Hey face, when are we going out"
"Oi! Face pelt!"
The act of tripping/frying so hard on acid that you're essentially frying your face to a pan...
That acid last night was so bomb! I fried face to pan!
(Noun)// -the most badass funny face in history. Fits all scenarios but mainly used at times when you say something stupid or inappropriate
Dude, why did you just do the Chabe face?